“He’s her Lobster”

I don't mind Scarlett Johansson being on his 'laminated list' and he doesn't mind Tom Hardy being on mine (let's be fair they are both far too international...). It means that if I appreciate another male form there is no panic that I'm leaving, no jealousy, because we both know where we are coming back to.

Bird on a Train

I don't remember things being so crammed. I don't remember not being able to hear myself think. I'm currrently tucked in a coffee shop about five minutes from where I need to be, the classical music providing a much needed soothing atmosphere.

Lad’s Night Out

I'm being plied with diet cola, which with a bladder like mine (one that has been hammered by carrying three extra large kids) is a big mistake - I sneeze and the place will need a bulge pump to save it.

chicken Kebab with sauce

Kebab Night!

Kebab! Well I say kebab, no kebab skewer in sight (mainly as I have been known to be dangerous around sharp implements), just my take on what I would (if I were) to go to the local take out (which I havn't done in years as my days of rockin' into the local kebaberie after a heavy night have long since passed).